All the hilarity brought to you in a paperback edition-perfect for tossing in your bag on the go！

Stephanie Nicholson， the creative genius behind Olive and Tate， has been keeping it real on her corner of the internet for years！

Inspired by her own offspring， she celebrates the ridiculousness that is parenting toddlers every week with #TODDLERTUESDAY -a platform for sharing our craziest tales of toddler madness。

A long-time contributor to Huffington Post and Scarry Mommy， Stephanie also writes no-nonsense parenting tips for those of us in the trenches。

Need some alone time？ Try a round of food poisoning！ In search of a fellow cool mom？ Here are 5 types of mom friends （and where you can find them）！ Remember the days of driving alone in a clean car？ Yeah， neither do we。

Over time， she realized that， in addition to inducing deep belly laughs， the shared experience and camaraderie created by #TODDLERTUESDAY actually made parenting toddlers feel less isolating and。。。maybe even a little easier？

Now， the best of the best and worst of the worst of the Toddler Tuesday stories have been compiled in THIS book for parents to enjoy whenever they need a good laugh， or when they simply need to know they aren't alone。

This is no What to Expect When You're Expecting。

Instead， think of it more as the Sh*t They SHOULD Have Told You BEFORE You Had a Toddler！

Buckle up， slip on your adult diaper， and get ready to stifle the laughs that might wake the napping baby。

You're in for a wild ride！